questions

1. how is satire optimistic?
2. what are the upsides of rules?
3. how many miles did he walk before he shut up?
4. the distinction between knowledge and wisdom?
5. clarity of typefaces?
6. role of hormones?
7. is there a better topic than impotence? flaccidity?
8. is dali toooo prescriptive? magritte too thin?
9. have you ever thought why it's called bonjela? ribena? vimto anagram of vomit? who thought of umbongo? did they do it in birmingham like every other great advance in human creativity? what was wrong with marathon and opal fruits? can you still get that bubble bath that was shaped like a captain?
10. what colour clothes do you wear most comfortably?
11. do you occasionally spell words the US English way, and then correct yourself?
12. ever force yourself to go out when you could just as easily not?
13. think of yourself as a spectator at your own meals?
14. think of sexual adventures with total strangers and family? their genitals so barely concealed by that thin material? how many cocks and cunts in the room you're in now?
15. prepare for apocalypse?
16. hate your own excretion? deny it?
17. get broody seeing baby shoes?
18. about pushing?
19. what would you do if there was no resistance to your desires?
20. do you think you're a stupid fucking tosspot, but lovable if only people would tell you?
21. animals?