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1. Enamel the proboscis.
2. Vengeance for the infidels.
3. A cupboard full of beans is not a cornucopia.
4. Bill Pertwee really exists.
5. For the umpteenth time I am not an assassin.
6. Could you make love to me with your eyes open, please?
7. He will deny it for mere shekels.
8. Twelve hands-in-pockets American heroes.
9. Towel my inbreds.
10. The desire for farms inscribes death on the eyeball.
11. Carefully forfend, for Omar Sharif is barely an Inuit.
12. Treacle sponge and a Mercator projection.
13. In the future, tennis will be banned in space.
14. Why must your neglect spoil every birthday?
15. I am afraid your genitals remain unclean.
16. And a pertinacious sod he was at that.
17. Hieratic, lissom and playful.
18. My devotion to you is greater than Optical Character Recognition.
19. Want tenure and/or a grant.
20. Silas dreams of sleeping until the evening.
21. You snag, you utter snag!
22. Humanity delights only in ice cream and its variants.
23. Slow air and soft balconies, shhhhhh...