painful arboretum

TOAST GLAD

new home cabbage

garnish of stripes

lumpy sterile strings

I

kenny would not have mentioned it, but julianne had lost her seventy tentacles well. thus he had to. she responded well and they managed to reorganise their diaries. a date in the famous jewish delicatessen was created.

kenny wanted to order the matzoball meze between them, but julianne had a better idea and generally a more stable table manner. thus there was a slight fracas. she responded badly and they both ate too much pastrami. another date was somehow rearranged in THE park at dusk.

II

julianne masked massive internal doubt with massive external legs. for years there was nothing a man like kenny could do to approach the subject, but as mentioned, she had lost her seventy tentacles well. now she could walk into a bar any bar and sit not on a stool outwards.

kenny lacked massive maternal warmth and was without massive eternal wealth. for years there was nothing a woman like julianne could do to approach the subject, but as mentioned, she had lost her seventy tentacles well. now she could talk into a man any man and not stool afterwards.

III

in the park julianne corrected the spelling of many a graffito, as kenny walked beside her glowingly and fawningly. kenny kenny kenny. why would a man like you need anything more? their breath clouds mingled as night fell under the moon.

in the park julianne erected the desire of many a man, as kenny walked beside her fawningly and glowingly. julianne julianne julianne. why would a woman like you need anything more? but as the clouds mingled into the moony night, her breathing fell.

IV

scene before

braque truce

michael edifice

poor uncle jesus

family roustabout

ergonomic meat

allowed pillows

COMPLICIT RHEUMATISM

sartorial banjo

infantile relapse

terry trawling

nougat patois

furtive fruits

PRIVATES DANKER

guff or guffaw

BUS RINGS OUT

...partial form to piss away time...

the ease to the eye and the ear of the frame

no reason to get excited

what sort of predation would irk most irkly

no such thing as a telephone bill

a diet of gruel for seventeen minutes, for foramina

no desire left to plug

the dematerialization of the specific moment

no high voice or batteries

Why estate agents die empty

.....take a facking look at our painted corridor, have a wedding in this castle, twotting floorboards lacquered by late night evening light, cyanide distance from putative palaver centre, lovely hoover, mommy will deny but wotta crescent hatch in your extra bedroom, lay about with cousins, shredded gordon, bounded by senility, burlap planted by cemetries goaded entails a whole good benefit, daughter me phone connexion, superbative parking nail varnish, cravat knack detailed cupboard stereotypical spoonjob or tailcap, how doer eyebrews wear scars in awesome value ladylike camera be you, god mutes agents blondely who offer what cannot be offered to offload, in end, emptier the vessel that once held say an image, a memory, pink arses today purpled the main road looking for fresh greens, curtly a number of ouija backburns compromised the negotiations, friend to lack daring unbelievably helpful mirroring our lies, garnish professional mickeys undermine old bell saliva, see our landlady lay piratical traps for our hungry money cleanup, you will not get no better in no area no nearer to you holes, subterranean space shut up but grubby assyrian storage still around with the family randomly, it's a delightful approach to death to say longly doing naked yoga here, gushed flush happy to the street here with kids aloft, a brainbox for the neon will suffice as reference, no time for far thought, yeast mug dropped from alleyview, the joy of an unhappy ending continuing past, collapsed compost of lets speculate a one time tree to climb, a sausage-link in a van your special prize to tidy up.....



















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40 Inspirational Suicide Notes

guff jesus wont do today what nevermore was to be done hitherto,

an aroma of pleonasma incubated by derelicts sprayed with nard.

hand-dried diaries of slovenia pit hendrix versus snicket in bagrace,

turbulating slack babenco by nurturing his garamond snaffles.

hefty marginal umlauts spaghetti graffitilike under pencil skirting,

the disgraceful lopheaded jacksonite in swilling perpetual machinae.

ho-hum the sole derivation of laundryish desires in the noumenal,

broughams aloft jettisoned popularly by and festooned grifters.

delightfully gridding perplexed better ham manchesters,

laclau laudanum proxiable by fortuity glints nowhere enough.

yellow-flecked hodge-podge soluble and fricative globs pondly,

rectifying dunkirks quasi-hubristic vehicle poetastry uncle-numb.

wheedled brets breadpants hierarchises pile instability hunkered,

pool-cast snippety jujube barefoot and laxative cluster oleander.

Three Dogdrops After a Hard Day

I

Daily trepanning naughahyde,

I fell a little behind others with croup,

Slyboots embarrassed, cried

A farthing for t' caryatid to stoop!

II

Aleph descended a spelunker,

Would eyes febrile uproot the narthex,

So laboriously dingy a bunker

Would clump up into a stark hex!

III

Priapic telepathic simpatico,

So unctious perusal would debase,

Sniffing entelechous haricot

Puffs up enough to bouillabaise.

tWO aNNOYING vERSIONS OF THE tRUTH

NUMBER ONE

The tremendous wind blew

AS

Rose Tremain swims below

[BECAUSE]

The horse's mane was windex blue

AS

Whores wallow in blue sex semen

[BECAUSE]

The house willow examines blouse

AS

How to arouse a hello salmon

[BECAUSE]

The heart is solemn and hollow

AS

Art has pheremones silo

[BECAUSE]

The sophomores also know

AS

Photoshop means all thin

[BECAUSE]

The shofar's a theremin

AS

So far there are mintoes

NUMBER TWO

The tremendous wind blew

INTO

A detrimental elbow dint

[CAUSING]

The undeniable twinned table

OF

A bleating tundra in winter

[CAUSING]

The way not to draw a belated oval

AND

Drown nightly in wavy bovril

[CAUSING]

The android bothered inly

BY

A dromedary boiled thin

[CAUSING]

The dairy medium of Botham

WITH

A madras of yummy phobias

[CAUSING]

The food for all drama mum

LIKE

A man to hem dumb fanfare fun

Insomnia is Worse in Winter (Notebook Version)

Because:-

- There is a surprising amount of earwax in a day at the seaside.

- A hardy temperament is discouraged by those who graze on quotidian zeugmas.

- Planks cannot create a bank holiday vagina.

- More than once a yule log has been dislodged from sciatica by increments.

- The sickening stars lie about their lack of veracity in triage.

- Pluralistic denouement is rabid in all the best avant-gardes.

- Twelve scurrilous zoo-deniers force their views with plier-appliers.

- Mr Piano Music adds eeriness to non-fiction films and makes me sick.

- Every acrostic in December is a Yorkshire weakling, to be squared past gully.

- He allowed the impure in too freely and caught a cold which persisted in flux.

- I am put upon by notions of academic exactitude and maraschino cherries.

- An evacuation of nitrogen primps many a fetish during an afternoon tea.

- Allow Mrs Superlove a bit of scrag end before she douses our entire breakdancing plans.

- The stomach and lust behind everyone's eyes is murder.

Thus sleep.... is that the best you can do?