tWO aNNOYING vERSIONS OF THE tRUTH

NUMBER ONE

The tremendous wind blew

AS

Rose Tremain swims below

[BECAUSE]

The horse's mane was windex blue

AS

Whores wallow in blue sex semen

[BECAUSE]

The house willow examines blouse

AS

How to arouse a hello salmon

[BECAUSE]

The heart is solemn and hollow

AS

Art has pheremones silo

[BECAUSE]

The sophomores also know

AS

Photoshop means all thin

[BECAUSE]

The shofar's a theremin

AS

So far there are mintoes

NUMBER TWO

The tremendous wind blew

INTO

A detrimental elbow dint

[CAUSING]

The undeniable twinned table

OF

A bleating tundra in winter

[CAUSING]

The way not to draw a belated oval

AND

Drown nightly in wavy bovril

[CAUSING]

The android bothered inly

BY

A dromedary boiled thin

[CAUSING]

The dairy medium of Botham

WITH

A madras of yummy phobias

[CAUSING]

The food for all drama mum

LIKE

A man to hem dumb fanfare fun