Insomnia is Worse in Winter (Notebook Version)

Because:-

- There is a surprising amount of earwax in a day at the seaside.

- A hardy temperament is discouraged by those who graze on quotidian zeugmas.

- Planks cannot create a bank holiday vagina.

- More than once a yule log has been dislodged from sciatica by increments.

- The sickening stars lie about their lack of veracity in triage.

- Pluralistic denouement is rabid in all the best avant-gardes.

- Twelve scurrilous zoo-deniers force their views with plier-appliers.

- Mr Piano Music adds eeriness to non-fiction films and makes me sick.

- Every acrostic in December is a Yorkshire weakling, to be squared past gully.

- He allowed the impure in too freely and caught a cold which persisted in flux.

- I am put upon by notions of academic exactitude and maraschino cherries.

- An evacuation of nitrogen primps many a fetish during an afternoon tea.

- Allow Mrs Superlove a bit of scrag end before she douses our entire breakdancing plans.

- The stomach and lust behind everyone's eyes is murder.

Thus sleep.... is that the best you can do?