Three Dogdrops After a Hard Day

I

Daily trepanning naughahyde,

I fell a little behind others with croup,

Slyboots embarrassed, cried

A farthing for t' caryatid to stoop!

II

Aleph descended a spelunker,

Would eyes febrile uproot the narthex,

So laboriously dingy a bunker

Would clump up into a stark hex!

III

Priapic telepathic simpatico,

So unctious perusal would debase,

Sniffing entelechous haricot

Puffs up enough to bouillabaise.